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Brainstorming…

Whilst I’m not massively busy, I’ve been brainstorming ideas for projects to make my fortune. I am willing to sell the rights to all or some of these for the right price… Book Ideas Racist Homophobic Golf Cops – A group of racist, homophobic, golf playing San Francisco police officers begin to question each others […]

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Answering Common Interview Questions

Whilst looking for a new position, and facing the prospect of having to woo another potential employer, I thought perhaps prudent to prepare myself for common interview questions. Employers are looking for candidates that project an image of competency and trust. It is your job to convince them that you will do instead. – What are […]

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Problem: People on the internet.

In my head, for some time there’s been the makings of a blog entry, in which I complain about other internet users, and point out exactly why everything they post and share is entirely pointless and unworthy. In particular, I have pre-prepared rants on: – People who use the internet to attention seek – People who use the internet […]

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What’s new in 2015?

I am almost half way through the year Two Thousand and Fifteen. You might be ahead of me, you might be behind, you might be in the year 2007. In which case you’re either Ethiopian, or still buying your calendars from the bargain bin in The Works. This year I decided, should be about embracing the new. […]

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Time Traveller

Today I was going through some old paperwork, and I found some of my school work. Mostly boring worksheets, but I found this ‘creative writing’ piece, written by a tiny Timmington aged 10. Unfortunately, unfinished, here it is: Monday 12th April ’99’ Time Traveller Peter Perkins was getting ready to go to a meeting when […]

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Forgive me father…

…it has been 2 years, 3 months and 2 days since my last confession… I was talking to my thoroughly adequate friend Leasky, and I thought it about time I update my trusty blog. When I last posted, I was working in Millets in King’s Lynn and not doing much else. I was a carefree […]

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Movies, and not much else. Sorry.

I’ve got a bit of time on my hands at the moment. I’ve already had one week off, and now I’m not back until November 1st. It’s good, because I don’t have to go to work. It’s bad, because I can’t go to work. Still, luckily I’ve had Facebook to distract me, and a spot […]

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Tim’s Top Tips: #1 Check your units.

Recently, I bought a painting from China. Only spent a fiver on it, a mass produced painting of a sailing ship. I thought my room needed more pictures, and it’s a pleasant enough painting, nicely sized to go on my wall without being too over the top. So I ordered another, this time from a […]

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Productive isn’t really the word…

I really don’t do enough. I work of course, but that doesn’t take up even half of my time. The rest of my time isn’t spent entirely wisely. For instance, today I spent six hours browsing eBay, drew two pictures, had a curry, and changed my Facebook profile picture. Of course creating pictures can be […]

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Mop Up (Swish, Slop, Swishy Swish, Squeeze, Repeat)

Today is Tuesday. Today the Kitchen decided to over moisten itself.. in a sort of flood like manner… here are some pictures: Admittedly not all of those pictures are actually of my kitchen. They certainly convey the image of a house and water though. To get technical, much water came from the wrong end of […]

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