Posted August 18th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
It struck me earlier, that very few people actually know the true history of King’s Lynn. This is perhaps partly due to the fact that few people want to know the true history of King’s Lynn, and partly because of the fabrications by those historians ‘protecting the interests of tourism’. Many would have you believe [...]
Tags: board game risk, cardboard, cartographers, compelling evidence, educational, historians, history, lattice house, map of the world, new year, true history, words beginning with x, xenophobes, xenophobia, xylophone
Posted August 7th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
Two finger Kit Kats are the most depressing biscuit in the world. Every time I see one in the morning, I think “Oooh, Kit Kat! That’ll do for later! Perfect!”. Except it won’t do for later, because whereas now it is a impressively angular and well shaped shiny stately looking bar (wearing an official looking [...]
Tags: accident victim, aluminium foil, application error, chocolate biscuit, cistern, emergency kit, industrial accident, kit kat, kit kats, melted chocolate, Rant, sash, street doctor, sugar addict, wafer
Posted July 25th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
That’s if ”triumph of TV modernisation” can be translated as “pitiful, wasted opportunity to bring a literary classic to a new audience”. I can’t help but think their brief was as follows: “We need a new series. Like ‘Doctor Who’ but not called ‘Doctor Who’. It needs to be stylish and gimmicky… again like ‘Doctor Who’… but [...]
Tags: bbc, bbc drama, Benedict Actorface, doctor who, Holmes, Martin Freeman, modernisation, review, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes
Posted July 20th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
I’ve been watching “Jeremy Kyle”. I don’t think there’s anything more uplifting in the world. I think Jeremy Kyle should be prescribed to cancer sufferers around the world, it’ll either cheer them up… on the basis that it’s one hundred times better to be an intelligent person with cancer than a healthy idiot, or possibly [...]
Tags: bored, cancer sufferers, inactivity, intelligent person, jeremy kyle, lie detector tests, pregnant girlfriend
Posted July 3rd, 2010 by Tim Timmington
Two of them to be exact. How can I prove this? I can’t, but I did set them up websites, so it’s clear that they probably exist. I can tell you at least that they definitely aren’t mannequins stolen from Millets wearing wigs and soiled charity shop clothing*. First up, because the alphabet insists, is [...]
Tags: asterisks, birds on a wire, edd, edwynbutler, hobomoments, hoggy, illish, literacy, mannequin, milléts
Posted June 16th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
I haven’t had time for this in ages. Or rather, I haven’t made time for this in ages. Instead I’ve been working, spending, selling, sleeping, dreaming, drinking, and eating. Today I have a very welcome day off, after a weekend that involved spending two nights sleeping in a primary school field whilst being harassed by [...]
Tags: camping, drunken teenagers, eh avon, log, pirates, sleep, tent
Posted June 2nd, 2010 by Tim Timmington
I know it’s perhaps not the photo you were expecting, but I happen to think this one’s much prettier. No need for the other one. I’m sure if she wanted to show you her breasts you probably wouldn’t have to google it.
Tags: hayley williams, paramore
Posted May 11th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
I speak the truth. I am actually ill for once. It seems to be some sort of cold, flu, or possibly influenza. Statistically though, I reckon it must be lupus. It’s never lupus, so it’s about time it was lupus, therefore I definitely have lupus. “I’ve got lupus Got it on a school bus I’ll [...]
Tags: argh, flu, house, housse md, hugh laurie, ill, lupus, work
Posted May 2nd, 2010 by Tim Timmington
It’s Sunday today, and I feel very guilty. Not because of a dark criminal past, but this time because of my lack of blogging recently. This is my first post in just over 16 days, and it’s not even going to be a very good one. I’m too tired. I haven’t really even got anything [...]
Tags: money, questions, safari suit, snooker cue, tired
Posted April 15th, 2010 by Tim Timmington
Good morning. I’ve been sorting through all my old documents! EXCITING IT BE FOR ME! Mainly because I’ve got about six years of mind effluent (in the form of essays, ramblings, pictures, scribblings and other assorted forms) to sort through. So I thought I’d put some up on here as I get through it. First [...]
Tags: essay, gallery, henry vii, history, pictures, safari suit, steve irwin, stingrays
