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Leasky and I attempted fraud, and then I killed him with a gas canister.

A couple of nights ago I had one of the most disturbing dreams I ever have had. Notice I say, one of. My subconscious is like a supercomputer that’s broken it’s programming. Think like that WOPR computer in the film ‘Wargames’, only it cheats at Tic-Tac-Toe. It started off, with me, Leask and Rachael in […]

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Too dazed and confused to think of an adequate title.

I haven’t updated this in over a week. I think I’ve been too busy. I say I think, because I really don’t remember monday to wednesday. Maybe I went to the pub or something? Thursday and Friday I had college then pub. Saturday I watched the snooker and ate After-Eight mints. (And managed to break […]

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Have a break, have some chocolate covered wafer biscuits in the shape of miniature women

Last night I had probably the weirdest dream I’ve had this year. It starts of relatively normal, but gets more interesting by the end. Trust me. At first I was in a car park, and there was a girl sitting in a parked Ferrari (convertible 355 in red, as a matter of fact) opposite me. […]

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I’m a gangster, and I shop in TK Maxx.

Dreamt again last night. First I was a christmas shopping in TK Maxx and looking at Family Guy DVDs, not very remarkable. Except I had a very large cigar in my pocket, which I was itching to smoke. But after that, I was outside the Globe Hotel, only it was like the film “The Godfather” […]

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*yawn* Pumpkin! And evil swede.

I am far too tired to be chirpy. Which is a shame, because I like to blog chirpily. I am however a tad chirpish, which will have to do. I have done almost nothing today and am still exhausted. Literally all that’s going through my mind is “pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, d’aw look at the […]

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