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Have a break, have some chocolate covered wafer biscuits in the shape of miniature women

Last night I had probably the weirdest dream I’ve had this year. It starts of relatively normal, but gets more interesting by the end. Trust me. At first I was in a car park, and there was a girl sitting in a parked Ferrari (convertible 355 in red, as a matter of fact) opposite me. […]

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My amazing week… in pictures.

Two things I’d like to get out in the open before I start here; 1, I didn’t quite mean amazing. More “lame”. 2, I lied about the pictures. I’ve been to TNG, the College, the Jobcentre. I’ve had a week of meetings with advisors, and done courses and sat for presentations, and I can honestly […]

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Half five in the morning, and I’m sitting in bed watching Gavin & Stacey and eating ready salted crisps.

You’d think perhaps I was a about to describe myself a pathetic excuse for an individual, who’s comfort eating out of a drink induced depression, on a cold and dull morning, with only the promise of over indulging in chicken madras and copious amounts of Ribena later to tide me through. Trudging through one dull, […]

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Moody Wine Drinking

I am sitting in bed, with wine, and a netbook, watching Time Team. A Time Team in which they’re digging up part of London to find homes that were bombed in WW2. Surprisingly, they haven’t found anything interesting, because the homes were bombed in WW2. I’m actually quite amazed that they haven’t yet printed out […]

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*sigh* *sigh* Woo! *sigh* *etc*

I would like to make it quite clear that I am not in a perky mood. Not even slightly. I’m tired, and my little brother is constantly in my room playing on my xbox 360. Also, I know I should paint my picture rail but I’m really too tired. *PASSAGE OF TIME* I just ordered […]

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I’m a gangster, and I shop in TK Maxx.

Dreamt again last night. First I was a christmas shopping in TK Maxx and looking at Family Guy DVDs, not very remarkable. Except I had a very large cigar in my pocket, which I was itching to smoke. But after that, I was outside the Globe Hotel, only it was like the film “The Godfather” […]

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*yawn* Pumpkin! And evil swede.

I am far too tired to be chirpy. Which is a shame, because I like to blog chirpily. I am however a tad chirpish, which will have to do. I have done almost nothing today and am still exhausted. Literally all that’s going through my mind is “pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, d’aw look at the […]

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Today is the day after the day that there was drink

…and I am very hungover. I have countless things to do. Either countless or six. But still that’s more than none. And none is the amount I’m actually likely to accomplish. My mum has just come into the kitchen, and she’s complaining to me that every time she plays her LCD hang man game, it […]

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Alright, own up, who gave the village idiot a blog?

Hello! I, as anyone reading this will probably know, am Tim. I ramble and paint and loiter and saunter. Right now I’m rambling. You may ask why. WHY? Because I’ve just almost half semi-completed the process of starting a new blog! I will definitely definitely keep this one updated regularly. Not like the twelve that […]

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