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A distasteful post featuring Steve Irwin.

Good morning.

I’ve been sorting through all my old documents! EXCITING IT BE FOR ME!
Mainly because I’ve got about six years of mind effluent (in the form of essays, ramblings, pictures, scribblings and other assorted forms) to sort through. So I thought I’d put some up on here as I get through it.

First though, some pictures from late.

I will not take the blame for this one. My sister had a McDonalds, she found a chip that looked like a Stingray. I asked if there was a 'Steve Irwin' one in there too, and she made one. Disgraceful isn't it?

I will not take the blame for this one. My sister had a McDonalds, she found a chip that looked like a Stingray. I asked if there was a 'Steve Irwin' one in there too, and she made one. Disgraceful isn't it?*

I bought myself a safari suit finally :D In real life it's not as blurry. I'm blaming that on my sister too. She took the picture. Though she did buy me the hat as well.

I bought myself a safari suit finally 😀 In real life it's not as blurry. I'm blaming that on my sister too. She took the picture. Though she did buy me the hat as well.

If you don’t like my safari suit.. then..  you’re one of many. Ninety six per cent of people hate it.  Still, I love it. I’ll buy more when pay day arrives. Tempted by a red one, if only I could justify the £150 price tag.

Going back to my old documents, I will probably sort them all into an an archive page. Though I have already uploaded my old picture gallery:

CLICK HERE TO SEE MY ALREADY UPLOADED OLD PICTURE GALLERY!

…and my uncompleted “BANANA MAN” film script…

CLICK HERE TO READY MY UNCOMPLETED “BANANA MAN” FILM SCRIPT!

…and an essay entitled “To what extent was security the primary concern of Henry VIIs foriegn policy?”…..

DON’T CLICK HERE TO READ MY ATTEMPT AT REASONING AS TO WHAT EXTENT SECURITY COULD HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED HENRY VIIS PRIMARY FORIEGN POLICY CONCERN!

Really, don’t bother reading that. It is literally just a history essay from when I was 16. I put it up mainly to get the traffic from other 16 year olds trying to cheat at coursework. Not that it’s worth copying, the file history tells me I did it at 1am after a Thursday that probably involved alot of drinking. Got to love Friday deadlines. Also, I’m really enjoying making very long sentences links today, so why not?

That’s it from me, there’s alot more to share with the world, but I think I should leave it for another a day…

*I would like to make it very clear that I really was rather fond of Steve Irwin, and also stingrays. I’m sure they’d both see the funny side.
Well, Steve would. I imagine the stingray would probably be feeling rather guilty, and would efinitely not appreciate the reminder of it’s dark criminal past. Still, I do think it’s time to consider forgiveness. If only for the children’s sake**.

**I don’t know whose children I mean there. Probably the stingrays. Little Raymond and baby girl Raya. Both named after the singer Ray Charles, of whom Daddy stingray has always been a tremendous fan. Unfortunately, the origin of names matters not in the playgrounds of stingrays, and both are bullied almost constantly. Everytime someone says “Sting ray”, the others reply “Alright we will!” and attack. Angried that their Dad killed a beloved TV celebrity, it is most unfortunate that the victims have such obvious room for bullying within their names  (Stingrays in general are actually huge Steve Irwin fans, as he was one of the few Australian celebrities to visit them. Though most admit they always would have preferred Kylie Minogue. Not Dannii though. Her presence would have been considered purely insulting, and possibly even an act of war)***.

*** I do realise that I’ve added footnotes to footnotes. I wouldn’t normally, but considering the circumstances I feel it would be wrong not to explain these important notes of intrique. Sorry.

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