Movies, and not much else. Sorry.

I’ve got a bit of time on my hands at the moment. I’ve already had one week off, and now I’m not back until November 1st.

It’s good, because I don’t have to go to work.
It’s bad, because I can’t go to work.

Still, luckily I’ve had Facebook to distract me, and a spot of pub here and there. I’ve also been thinking about pointless things, such as:

Alternate Movie Titles and their improved plots

Paving Private Ryan –
A tragically misheard order leads to a woman’s last remaining son to be crushed by terracotta slabs, albeit very professionally, pleasantly laid out between a rock garden and an area of raised decking.

Dos Boot –
Whilst patrolling the North Atlantic, the crew of a German U-Boat must rely on only their wits, courage, and MS DOS 6.1.

Back To The Fuhrer –
A German teenager gets transported back to 1935 in a nuclear powered Volkswagen, but only by re-writing history and winning World War 2 ¬†for the Nazi’s can he refine the plutonium to get home.

Flirty Harry –
A San Francisco cop with little regard for the rules of etiquette tries to stop a serial killer with flattery.

Kite Club –
An office employee and a soap salesman build a global organization to help vent male aggression, via colourful tethered aircraft.

It’s A Wonderful Fife –
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what investment opportunity’s there are to be had by moving to an area of Eastern Scotland.

Good Dill Hunting –
Will Hunting, a janitor at MIT, has a gift for cookery but needs help from a psychologist to find an adequate supply of a perennial herb.

So that wasted a half hour….. only 201 to go.

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