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Leasky and I attempted fraud, and then I killed him with a gas canister.

A couple of nights ago I had one of the most disturbing dreams I ever have had. Notice I say, one of. My subconscious is like a supercomputer that’s broken it’s programming. Think like that WOPR computer in the film ‘Wargames’, only it cheats at Tic-Tac-Toe. It started off, with me, Leask and Rachael in […]

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Have a break, have some chocolate covered wafer biscuits in the shape of miniature women

Last night I had probably the weirdest dream I’ve had this year. It starts of relatively normal, but gets more interesting by the end. Trust me. At first I was in a car park, and there was a girl sitting in a parked Ferrari (convertible 355 in red, as a matter of fact) opposite me. […]

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I’m a gangster, and I shop in TK Maxx.

Dreamt again last night. First I was a christmas shopping in TK Maxx and looking at Family Guy DVDs, not very remarkable. Except I had a very large cigar in my pocket, which I was itching to smoke. But after that, I was outside the Globe Hotel, only it was like the film “The Godfather” […]

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