Two of them to be exact. How can I prove this? I can’t, but I did set them up websites, so it’s clear that they probably exist. I can tell you at least that they definitely aren’t mannequins stolen from Millets wearing wigs and soiled charity shop clothing*. First up, because the alphabet insists, is [...]
Tags: asterisks, birds on a wire, edd, edwynbutler, hobomoments, hoggy, illish, literacy, mannequin, milléts
Tim says Hello. I am tired. I don’t ramble on here much anymore, I’m always either tired, at work, or in the pub. Right now, I’m sitting in bed feeling almost sorry for myself. Not actually sorry for myself though, more dazed and confused. I think my mind needs a holiday. That is, a peaceful, [...]
Tags: awesome, grates my cheddar, hands, kryptonite, luck, milléts, pictures, pointless, tired, useless
I was too tired to go to the pub today. Which is a shame. And quite pathetic, because my only reason for being exhausted is that I had my first day of work yesterday. Which being a Sunday, wasn’t even a full day. I’m beginning to suspect I’m not as fit as I once could [...]
Tags: bored, boring, kill kill kill me now because im bored, milléts, pub
