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I’m here! I’ve not died! (As of 04/10/10 anyway.)

I’ve been highly distracted lately. This is that first bit featured in about 48 per cent of my blogs, in which I explain why I haven’t blogged in a long time. Noel Edmunds! I see it’s almost been an entire month! That’s long enough for people to start dredging local lakes. Of course no one did, […]

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YES I DO HAVE FRIENDS.

Two of them to be exact. How can I prove this? I can’t, but I did set them up websites, so it’s clear that they probably exist. I can tell you at least that they definitely aren’t mannequins stolen from Millets wearing wigs and soiled charity shop clothing*. First up, because the alphabet insists, is […]

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Tim refers to himself in the third person when he is tired.

Tim says Hello. I am tired. I don’t ramble on here much anymore, I’m always either tired, at work, or in the pub. Right now, I’m sitting in bed feeling almost sorry for myself. Not actually sorry for myself though, more dazed and confused. I think my mind needs a holiday. That is, a peaceful, […]

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Don’t read this. It’s boring. It’s a boring boring week. And I’m bored.

I was too tired to go to the pub today. Which is a shame. And quite pathetic, because my only reason for being exhausted is that I had my first day of work yesterday. Which being a Sunday, wasn’t even a full day. I’m beginning to suspect I’m not as fit as I once could […]

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