Eating a Kit Kat: It’s like performing an autopsy on a dwarf.
Posted August 7th, 2010 by Tim TimmingtonTwo finger Kit Kats are the most depressing biscuit in the world. Every time I see one in the morning, I think “Oooh, Kit Kat! That’ll do for later! Perfect!”. Except it won’t do for later, because whereas now it is a impressively angular and well shaped shiny stately looking bar (wearing an official looking [...]
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