Eating a Kit Kat: It’s like performing an autopsy on a dwarf.

Two finger Kit Kats are the most depressing biscuit in the world. Every time I see one in the morning, I think “Oooh, Kit Kat! That’ll do for later! Perfect!”. Except it won’t do for later, because whereas now it is a impressively angular and well shaped shiny stately looking bar (wearing an official looking […]

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My ‘Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2’ rant.

Why is it that this game got almost exclusively 9/10 reviews? Why is there no criticism anywhere? I’m not saying it’s not a good game, I’m just saying why isn’t it better? Is no one else bored of the scripted, linear campaign modes in every Call Of Duty game since the series started just over […]

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