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Time Traveller

Today I was going through some old paperwork, and I found some of my school work. Mostly boring worksheets, but I found this ‘creative writing’ piece, written by a tiny Timmington aged 10. Unfortunately, unfinished, here it is: Monday 12th April ’99’ Time Traveller Peter Perkins was getting ready to go to a meeting when […]

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Im NOT hungover! I’m ACTUALLY ill for once!

I speak the truth. I am actually ill for once. It seems to be some sort of cold, flu, or possibly influenza. Statistically though, I reckon it must be lupus. It’s never lupus, so it’s about time it was lupus, therefore I definitely have lupus. “I’ve got lupus Got it on a school bus I’ll […]

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